when i asked you if you wanted to errand for coffee, my dear employee, i was not actually offering to pay for a cup for you as well�

but i suppose i will let such things go, considering that today is your very last day ever working in this library, functioning here as nothing but a place holder, a necessity so my boss can take me to a graduation brunch.

i am not sorry about having no more hours within which to schedule you, considering you get everything, absolutely and inevitably wrong.

for crissake, i just wanted cream and sugar
not both sugar and sweetandlow

really, who wants both sugar and sweetandlow, ever?

*rolls eyes*

i suppose, though,
that i get what i give.

and even though we are letting you go in the most pleasant and non-face-loosing way, we are still firing the annoyance that is you.

(�i fear i am not a good person all of the time, even though i try really hard to be�)

incompetence
is one of those things
that i cannot accept
in the workplace
being that i hired you
and that mistake
my mistake
laughs back at me
with every shift you work.