1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"For the payment of the derisory fee of 50 cents, the patrons of some dance halls were allowed to strip the girls and view them naked." - Women Sailors and Sailor's Women

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
the red water bottle i bought with my tully'sgiftcertificate (an award for coming to work on a saturday. peh.)

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
documentary on elephant seals

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
4:12 - almost time to leave!

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
4:04 - crap.

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
cooling system blowing and sucking - infecting me with something nasty for the weekend no doubt (siouxie on the puter speakers...does that count?)

7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
i escaped for lunch today - nummy salad from leesacrossthestreet with lots of artichokes, garbanzos and mandrian oranges

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
um...journals of course

9: What are you wearing?
wolfshiem zip up sweatshirt, comfey cords, big black shoes, chainmail collar, librarian glasses...

10: Did you dream last night?
yes - about people i do not know and meeting new friends here

11: When did you last laugh?
upstairs with her-man...he was talking about living in a large bong. i suppose one may have to had been there

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
purple paint, a whiteboard with drawings of the kitties on it, blood - c'mon it is the workplace

13: Seen anything weird lately?
the SF aprilfoolsday parade...creepy/fun!

14: What do you think of this quiz?
better than drinking battery acid, or focusing on report documents and cataloguing...

15: What is the last film you saw?
Cronos - the machine that will enable you to live forever. do not bother renting it though. truly.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
first class plane tickets and hotel reservations and a cheap/crappy card in which i could write find another mule. and give to TheMan

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
i will win

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make difference not matter

19: Do you like to dance?
i'll eat your dancing for breakfast and stomp stomp stomp away into the night

20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
is this question even necessary, or are you being facetious?

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
$400 and a trip to the abortion clinic

21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
see question 21. (note - they do have the same number after all...huh?)

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
of course - as long as i could pick where