i just almost choked...well...at least i came to the point where i understand what a snake feels like. that half-a-hoagie from yesterday's lunch (hoagie here, not grinder, mind you) was just calling to me with it's salami sweet voice...c'mon take a bite! mmm....i'm in the fridge, just beside your desk...c'mon...kill them all...

and i took a fast bite. it was one of those bites that are just a bit too big, a spit-it-out-into-your-napkin bite -- the bite of the truly hungry. and i choked a bit, not able to turn and chew the monstrosity, not able to properly masticate.

i swallowed...hard...and due to my lack of immediate napkin and the great lack of breathing that was involved with the situation. i continued even after realizing that this bite was giganamous.

it went down, the end.

... but it felt really weird, and i was running quickly out of air. no panic though, jut calm resolution to the fate of the grrl with a hoagie.

when i was little i used to swallow ice cubes and whole peanut m&m's. i believe without these years and years of preparation for this magnanimous event i may have been permanently screwed.

there, i have passed the test
can i go to heaven now?

�no one knows it is all about the hoagie test�ha! i win! shame that president fuckx0r tried it with a pretzel�it�s just not key. nope.

this morning a cardinal chirped and danced in a tree on the way to the bus stop. no fair! this reminds me of the woman at the bus stop the other day who was commenting that it was feeling like spring. nonono! i have not had enough winter yet�and damnit, it is only january!

bootyboi: and we have not yet had enough precipitation!

heh.

dream:

i am working in a retail store in the mall..a shop selling all types of hookey-ish halloween decorations and such. the store is crowded and annoying, but it is nearing the work day and i am quite happy to be leaving soon. harleyquinn walks into the store and right up to me. this is a wonderful thing, for the customer i was dealing with (a very puffy looking older woman) would not take no for an answer, and was in the process of asking me out. harleyquinn hugged me and told me that she was ready for amends, which made me very happy. i asked her if she would mind kissing me, for to rid me of the annoying woman, and she flatly refused. she was not yet ready for such things.

*shrug*

i�i am ready for lunch!