...a muse on faded blue jeans:

ok, so they fade where ppl put their wallets in a little squar-ish-rect-angular pattern, usually tilted to fit the curve of their butt, or non-butt. this we know.

today, however, i began thinking on a different aspect of tight, faded boy jeans...their cock placement.

this is not a new concept to me, for i have noticed this particular phenomenon before in various professors. for while they stand at the front of the class wanking themselves about how well they play golf or how they arrange their study, one must find a means of self entertainment.

today, i rehashed the topic. there was a man this morning walking toward me who was just ridiculous, and i wanted to say, "hi righty!" or something as bizarre. it was just odd, and obvious.

this amuses me, i thought i would share.