i am at this moment eating the most embarrassing banana ...this is the ronjeremy of bananas...the oh my goodness! banana.

i hide it behind my monitor, it is the proper thing to do... after all, deep-throating fruit while reclining on the circulation desk, trashy coral lipstick smear, summer white pumps criss-crossed at the knee - not the version of sexy librarian i had in mind.

no, i'll hide back here amongst my tapes and nibble away. i have ADDboy posted at the desk to filter people away from me, one thing that he actually does well, little shallow chatbox he is.

and no, i am not wearing pumps, thankyouverymuch.