USAir is having a
Special Fare Sale for traveling to/from Pittsburgh. we will be there the weekend of June 23rd, go figure *winky* come meet us!

also,
my fart yesterday, well it sounded exactly like a Wookie!

suzanne takes you down to her place near the river,

you can hear the boats go by - you can spend the night beside her

and you know that she's half crazy, but that's why you want to be there

and she feeds you tea and oranges that come all the way from China

and just when you mean to tell her that you have no love to give her

then she gets you on her wavelength, and she lets the river answer that you've always been her lover...